The name is Lindsey. I reside in a desert wasteland at war with the raging heat. A sixteen year old girl trapped in the body of a thirty year old married woman. 100% grade A Anglophile. I love rock music, bass players, cats, horror movies, American Horror Story, being a fangirl, The Three Stooges, Monty Python, British comedies, etc. Bettie Page and Debbie Harry are my spirit animals. John Entwistle, Malcolm McDowell and Evan Peters are ruining my life.